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#FridayFlash – Snap Happy

April 3, 2015 by Icy Sedgwick 11 Comments

The cure is at hand

Are you a modern gentleman who is keen to learn how to use new equipment and take advantage of our huge leaps forward in science and technology? Do you tire of those who surround you, and wish you had a way to just make them stop?

Try our brand new Instapause, the very latest in time pausing devices, brought to you by your friends at Modern Man. Simply point the Instapause at your subject, click, and that nagging wife or irritating co-worker will be paused for anywhere between three seconds and a hour!

The Instapause is cleverly designed to mimic the latest camera models, and you’ll find it easy to use. It comes with fifteen different shutter speeds, and a lifetime guarantee. So don’t delay! Buy an Instapause now, and claw back some peace and quiet!

*Small print. Do not use near reflective surfaces.

 

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Filed Under: Flash Fiction Tagged With: 1950s advertising, cameras, free fiction, friday flash, Photography, science fiction

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  1. David G Shrock says

    April 3, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    I see reflective jewelry coming into style 🙂

    Reply
    • Icy Sedgwick says

      April 6, 2015 at 10:52 pm

      I’d buy some 😉

      Reply
  2. Larry Kollar says

    April 3, 2015 at 2:19 pm

    Oh, I could use that! But I suspect it would only work for 3 seconds on Mason.

    Imagine all the nefarious uses one could put this to – make a rival miss her bus, pause a rich dude long enough to rifle his pockets… and if you paused a driver, would the car continue forward?

    Reply
    • Icy Sedgwick says

      April 6, 2015 at 10:58 pm

      We’ll have to investigate the physics of it!

      Reply
  3. Steve Green says

    April 3, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    Heheh!! I can see the owners of these things getting up to more mischief than good deeds. 🙂

    Reply
    • Icy Sedgwick says

      April 6, 2015 at 11:21 pm

      Yeah, it does seem a bit open to abuse, doesn’t it?

      Reply
  4. Jon Jefferson says

    April 3, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    I have uses for a device like this, all perfectly legal of course. If I order now, can I get the deluxe model?

    Reply
  5. Helen A. Howell says

    April 4, 2015 at 9:46 pm

    Where can I order one? LOL ^_^

    Reply
  6. Chuck Allen says

    April 5, 2015 at 2:13 am

    Sounds like fun! *scurries off to search Amazon for Instapause*

    Reply
  7. Sonia Lal says

    April 5, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    Sounds like a fun device! I want one.

    Reply
  8. Katherine Hajer says

    April 5, 2015 at 2:48 pm

    So many meta-levels in this one…. like why is it specifically marketed to men? Or is there an alternative campaign aimed at women? And what can be done to people while they’re paused?

    Great version of 1950s ad copy style.

    Reply

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Icy is a folklore blogger and host of the Fabulous Folklore podcast. She is based in the north east of England, where she was born and raised amid the folk tales and legends of Tyneside and Northumberland. Icy is fascinated by history, cinema, art, and the occult, and griffins will always be her favourite mythical beast. She also writes dark fantasy novellas, Gothic short stories and the occasional weird Western, and she holds a PhD in Film Studies!

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